Now, I know what you're thinking: "Where have you BEEN, girl?" (And if you're not thinking that, then I'm not as popular as I thought I was, you just hurt my feelings, and now you have to make it up to me. Contact me to get the link to my Amazon gift registry!*
Well, I've been off gallivanting around Florida on a family vacation for over a week, and it was fun and I'm so very happy someone else paid my way, since I wouldn't have gone otherwise. But now I'm back. From outer space. So wipe that sad look from off your face!
I enjoyed a lovely spin around Disney World and the Harry Potter land at Islands of Adventure, and desperately wished I had an excuse to never come back. I love, love, love Orlando; the only thing that would have made it better was if I could have spent the trip en femme. But then that's why I have an imagination - if it's anything Walt Disney ever taught us, it's that nothing's possible without one.
|Though he never mentioned the debilitating vertigo... seriously, Walt?|
So, my anonymous fans, I'm back, and hopefully I'll get some worthwhile entries typed up and posted some time later this week.
*Which I'll be happy to pass on as soon as I ever get around to creating one.